I wake up every day and I think, "I'm breathing! It's a good day."
- Eve Ensler
Xtavia Blasto is an metanaut from Universe 7. Blasto's intraversal warp flipper inadvertently whacked a pod of existential tachyon surfers, stranding her in the current space-time continuum. Blasto offers psychic armor and fine fragware in an attractive apparel form factor to fund the building of a quantum swerve caster in order to slap her way back to Universe 7.